Tom

Hey everyone,
I know this blog is supposed to be fairly pleasant but it's also kind of a journal and I need to let off some steam so here we go: GATSBY STOP HITTING ON MY WIFE. I know what you're doing and it's bugging me. When Daisy was choosing who she wanted to spend the rest of her life with she chose me, so get over it! And Daisy, you are definitely not going to lunch with Gatsby. I'm sorry sweetie, but I don't trust him around you. I have a meeting tomorrow during lunch, so I won't be around if he tries to pull anything. Also, Daisy, I think we need to have a serious talk about our relationship. Sorry to have said all that everyone, but I needed to get that off my chest.
Moving on, a little announcement guys: the East Egg Country Club has just said that there is going to be a sailing competition coming up in August. I suggest you all start training now, as Daisy and I plan on beating all your butts! Just kidding, but seriously, I was a big time football player in college and "winner" might as well be my middle name; I was born to compete.

Hope to see you all soon,
Tom